Don’t be a plant – Starborne Tournament
This is a potted plant! Beyond looking pretty and farting oxygen it has about as much use as a sunroof on a submarine! It has no ambition and will, for example, never become a champion rally driver. Don’t embarrass yourself by asking “why?” It’s a potted plant you numbnuts! PAY ATTENTION! Incapable of communication the plant can’t persuade, argue or debate and will never fight for its rights because it HAS no rights! It has no sense of danger and will every single time, fail to defend itself. So, I say to you! Don’t be a plant! the Starborne Tournament Server
launches December 1st where you will have to do EVERYTHING this stupid plant can’t! In your miserable life it might very well be your only opportunity to achieve something. Look at these names. LOOK AT THEM! These proud warriors are victors of past alphas and they worked DAMN hard to achieve it! Winning the Tournament Server will make their successes have as much importance as a Mongolian navy. This is your chance at greatness! Don’t be a plant!
Good Video.
Snoogms yelling at me is exactly what I needed today.
Also YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
photosynthesizes in defiance
That moment when you see your ingame name in the past winners!
I'm playing the game for about 2 weeks now. I love the strategic complex and graphics (could be improved also with more cinematics). BUT the requisites to win the game are so damn difficult to achieve (thanks to inactive players and huge map). I think there only should be 1 o 2 Dyson spheres in the whole map and to form co-alliance without any pre-requisite (you can form your co-alliance even at the start of the game to get a long term plan).
I just about died laughing
Well this was quite unexpected xD Great job, im more inspired than ever haha!
No entiendo nada pero me dio mucha risa hahaha love it
Not a vegetable, IT'S A PLANT
0:37 oh I'm clipping THAT
As a plant lover I am greatly insulted. don't insult or hurt plants. they haz feelings too. (but um nice videos, seen two of them as ads so far and I gotta say they're pretty good)
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ad's done right
Me: starts playing game. Veteran players: sooooo… take care of these 100 carriers for me. Me: ok didn't want to play the game anyways
I have no idea what I just watched but that was amazing.
0:33 this gave me cancer on every part of the body. especially brain cancer.
plant abuse